A man asked God, “God, is it true that to you a billion years is like a second?”

“Yes,” God said, “that’s true.”

The man asked, “Is it also true that to you a billion dollars is like a penny?”

“That is also true,” said God.

The man paused and thought for a moment.

“God, can I have a penny?” the man asked.

God said “Sure, just give me a second.”

St. Colman's Cathedral

Kobh, Ireland

Urquhart Castle - first documented in 1296. It's a  skeleton that tells a story.